Do you ever wake up in the morning at your in-laws house, walk out of the room to go take a piss then come back into the room where you were sleeping to realize that you’ve been farting all night and all the air in the entire room is basically one fart and your sleeping wife and daughter are just breathing it in unknowingly, filtering your fart air with their lunges, each new breath just taking in pure fart particles.

You then stand there looking at their precious souls thinking about what you can do and you realize you can do nothing. So you lay back down, close your eyes wish you were a better man then you rip one of the biggest farts you’ve ever released in your life, you actually think you may have shit but it was just such a powerful blast of air that it just felt like a log passed.

No?…..Yea me either.

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