Do you ever wake up in the morning at your in-laws house, walk out of the room to go take a piss then come back into the room where you were sleeping to realize that you’ve been farting all night and all the air in the entire room is basically one fart and you’re sleeping […]Read more "A Gas Problem"
You had one shot at greatness.Read more "Absolutely Blowing It"
I was asked by my dear brother Jeff Gonzales to be the best man at his wedding. It was an absolute honor, we had an amazing lead up to the wedding with the bachelor party antics which took place in Austin Texas. On wedding day it was time for me to deliver the best man […]Read more "For My Best Friend"
I want to spend the rest of my life loving you because you are the smartest, most determined, generous, loving, beautiful women that I have ever met. It’s hard to believe that we have been together for nearly 3 years, I feel like I’ve known you a lifetime. In the grand scheme of things those […]Read more "A Love Letter"