It’s all work, it’s all got to get done. Family, tasks, projects, the pump, it all matters. But what matters most is how you prioritize. Unfortunately the gym is an easier cut than other items sometimes, and that’s ok. It’s life. That’s why you have to go every day you can, no excuses, because life […]Read more "A Txt Msg About Missing The Gym"
Do you ever wake up in the morning at your in-laws house, walk out of the room to go take a piss then come back into the room where you were sleeping to realize that you’ve been farting all night and all the air in the entire room is basically one fart and you’re sleeping […]Read more "A Gas Problem"
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HAIR TIES For Guys. Sounds crazy? Not if you ever meet Lindsay(Coolest Name EVER) Barto and Chris Healy. But you don’t even have to meet them to get immediate inspiration since yesterday they aired on the very popular show Shark Tank. Last night I went to the bar Loading Dock in Little…
You had one shot at greatness.Read more "Absolutely Blowing It"
The way to get ahead is by doing the things that are easy. The way to get buried is by neglecting to do those easy things.
Work hard in silence. Let your success be your noise.
I’m so pumped for this match up. Everyone has something to say about it, all I can say is that I believe Connor can do it. I believe he is special and I believe he is going to shock the world. My call, 3 round KO, he finishes Money and becomes the biggest athlete […]Read more "The biggest fight in the history of the world."
Do a 5 minute sketch everyday for 30 days straight!
Is this phone strictly to dial 911, cuz I’m pretty sure that anyone who wants to use this phone will still have to bring their cell phone with them because none of us know any numbers by heart except for 911 and maybe 411…but who the hell uses 411 anymore?Read more "The Emergency Phone"